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"This is NOAA Weather Radio
With today's relationship report.
As the frigid air mass which has been
Enveloping you for the past two years
Beats a hasty exit to the east,
We expect a rapid warming trend
To bring a sudden thawing of your heart.
"The danger of emotional flash floods
Continues for at least another season.
And reveling in the warmth, you can expect
A sudden and spontaneous high pressure
Building toward a premature commitment,
Probability of participation
Very near one hundred ten percent.
"Cooling trends inevitably follow
This fast moving and unstable airmass,
But the jet stream tends to moderate
All but the most exquisite of mood swings.
Stay tuned for the very latest updates
On this most unusual phenomenon.
This is NOAA Weather Radio."
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