In my
adventures as a ham radio
operator, I have discovered that aliens are peering at earth
through
very high powered
telescopes
with cameras attached to them. Yes my friends, they
are
taking pictures of us at
our
most intimate moments! This web page has a link to one of those
telescopes
on a planet far,
far
away! If you will focus on the center white dot (yes that is it),
the aliens will forward your
picture
shortly! Just focus and don't press anything!
(If you see more than one dot,
that means your are croseyed, just pick
one!)