REMEMBER old folks are worth
a fortune,
with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth,
stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet
and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw you last,
and a few changes have come into my life.
Frankly, I have become a frivolous old girl.
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Next, it's time for Uncle Toby to come along, followed by Billy T.
They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place for very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After a busy day, I'm really tired and
glad to spend the evening with Johnny Walker.
What a life ! Oh Yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zheimer.
PS: The preacher came the other day.
He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter.
I told him: "Oh, I do, all the time.
No matter where I am; if I'm in the parlour, upstairs,
in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself.
"What am I here after ?"